this page was last updated August 18, 2003 JACK

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My name is Paul and yee-haw, I'm a white trash slasher film fan (see Buddha Was An Asshole JACK #3). I likes me movies where people done gits all butchered up and killdead!! Same time, I ain't one of them there pompous film snobs who strutses around with they nose in the air defining the boundaries of quality art. I'm not serious all the damn time neither. I done loves Cinema 379 cause they done give'd me House of 1000 Corpses, even though I thought the movie t'weren't too darn good. Not enough killin' of human hogs for ma likin'. Anyhoo, here's to 379 for givin' us simple slack-jaws a taste of gore. We want more!!!!!!!!

Paul "Huckleberry" Pfeiffer

 

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Thank you for protecting my identity (JACK #3, Letters). In my line of work it's important to keep a low profile. I try not to hang out at any one place for too long. When people start to call me by name I know it's time to move on. It's easy to make yourself invisible in a city the size of Peterborough.

I bought a new bicycle. Stealth Model SX. Mountain bike frame geometry. Roadbike tires and gearing. It's light, strong and nimble. I can move in quickly, do what I have to do, and slip out under the radar. They've tried to put a tail on me, But I know the byways of Peterborough like a rat knows a sewer pipe.

There's a guy in town who looks like me, but don't be fooled. I like my beer warm and my women cold. Nuff said.

Mr. X

 

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So what's going to be happening with Jack [we'd said 'summer 'zine experiment and fall is fast approaching]? I think its a fine little read, meself, quite informative with the listings section and entertaining with the ole back 'n forth, (though I could probly stand a bit more politix and a bit less art, frankly, particularly if the two are separated.) Nice tone throughout and the Comrade Sutherland piece in the new one is perfect. And the website is excellent. T'would be a real shame to drop it at the end of summer....

... And (never start a sentence with and) I further thought the little barb about you being so young to be so pessimistic was a bit lame. Everyone knows pessimism has always been the preserve of the young, almost exclusively. It's not exactly the old folk topping themselves in Davis Inlet because their lives suck, is it? Course I never wrote about it, because I thought it would be even lamer, but I did think about it, quite a lot.

And now here's the chip truck guy responding virulently to Alice's pungent gravy critique. What is it? Are peoples' heads actually *growing* out of their navels these days, or I am just too old and cynical (which is very different to pessimistic) to recognise the importance of the issue? Can we not just be entitled to our own personal independent chip opinion without having our entire gastronomy dragged through the mire and ridiculed with posh words no-one understands? Guess not...

Yeah, I think JACK is shaping up to be an excellent local shit stirring vehicle, which Peterborough could certainly do with, and I'd be delighted to be part of it. The stirring, ideally....

Billy D



 

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august 2003

contents

events calendar

jack FLASH!:
Forced Line Theatre Digs Up The Past

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artists' talk:
Jordan Dunlop

artspace issue:
Membership and Me

jack art review:
A Flower Called Nowhere

artspace issue:
Artspace Has a Spyphone...

jack classic film review:
Three Cheers for Billy Wilder

jack cafe review:
Sunday Brunch is Many Things to Many People

jack asks:
Where Have All the Yellow Bikes Gone?

jack contest time:
Taps 'n Toilets

jack in the box:
Strange But True Tales from the Peterborough Court Docket

jack biz news:
The Sale of Marginal Distribution

jack book review:
Dusty Pictures by Cathy Petch

jack road trip report:
Silver at Sundown

lecture excerpts:
New Dance in Peterborough and Canada

One Eyed Jack and Listings

Cover Art:
by Laurel Paluck

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upcoming exhibitions

3rd annual members' exhibition

calls for submissions from across canada

 

jack archive:
july 2003
june 2003
may 2003


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