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July 12, 2003
Jack
Flash!
terrorist threat shakes up city council.
As council met last Monday afternoon, a letter sent by courier
arrived interrupting a late running luncheon. The letter was duplicated
and passed to each councillor, as they turned to new business on
Friday before leaving for the Muskokas. Our JACK City Hall
insider obtained a copy as follows :
Warning: If you persist in your considerations of any destruction
to the green space known as Jackson Park you shall feel our wrath!
As we light the mid Summer fires and cast our spells we will summon
a pox upon you! Your blood will thicken, your eyeballs burn, your
tongue will shrivel and your bowels turn, you will erupt in boils,
you will feel weak, your breath will stink like rotting meat. Beware,
Bewise, let the greenspace survive!
- signed the Children of Oberon
Many Councillors were visibly shaken, while Mayor Sutherland
kept a cool demeanor, saying "Wrath my ass! Try pounding back
three pitchers at the Ear!”
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