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In this group of photo's, you'll see several of Lucifer & Damian.
Even of couple of Dave, herself, thrown in for.... well...
because i love to hear shrieks of horror.... Muhahahahaha!!
But you *will* see one..... my guest appearance on "Late Night,
with David Letterman. Sort of like... "Dave on Dave".

"But, Dave!" you say... "How can that be!"

Never under-estimate the power of Dave, I get away with alot

You will see Niagara Falls as well...
Marineland, Ontario featuring killer whales...
And even a smiling Mr. Happy for your enjoyment

Smiles from Mr. Happy weren't frequent. This trip wasn't

G A S P

Free!????

Mr Happy gets the bill.
He bends from the waist, as if struck,
says "HOLY"....straightens, throws his head back...says "GEEZ!'
...such begins a routine we will see SEVERAL times throughout our trip.

In Marineland, we saw aquatics shows, wildlife...
You can pet some regular deer and feed them empty ice cream cones.
I, however, am uncomfortable with those deer since one (for some reason) thought maybe there was ice cream cones in my butt,
or something, and would NOT leave me alone. Everywhere I went,
there was deer nostrils steaming up my shorts.

We went to the Toronto Science Centre.

I have pictures of my hair standing on end, touching the electricity ball
But those are *not* being posted!!!!!!!

We travelled through rooms dealing with things of scientific nature.
Damian and Lucifer were across the room, absorbed with one display.
There was a little door in which the boys were opening and closing.

"Hey, Dave! Come open this door, it's really neat!

I *should* have known from their giggles that it wasn't going to be neat.
but i opened the door, to see a cartoon character of a little girl..
a sound effect of "ahhhh Ahhhhh AAAHHHHCCCOOOOOO!!!"...
then a spray mist of water hitting my face.....
and the uncontrolled laughter of two demon children.

Not to mock a scientific structure, but what the &*#@!#$ ???
I read the sign beside the display, to find out what exactly this
lesson was all about.......
we discovered that there are three different kinds of snot and what
their purposes are, sorry.....muscouses. To be honest, i didn't
know there was ANY purpose to snot besides a light snack between
meals for children.

So...this is what a family vacation is?
"Holy GEEZ"
"Are we there yet?"
"I gotta pee"
*SNEEZE* "what kinda snot is this, Dave?"

I dunno 'bout you all, but next time we have family vacation
........I pick Disney

Take me home! Main Dave's Chronicles