Dave's 12 days of Christmas:
On the 1st day of Christmas, my children gave to me: -- a headache that lasted all day On the 2nd day of Christmas, my children gave to me: -- two spawns of satan and a headache that lasted all day On the 3rd day of Christmas, my children gave to me: -- three hours of whining -- two spaws of Satan and a headache that lasted all day On the 4th day of Christmas my children gave to me: -- four dirty hands --three hours of whining --two spawns of satan and a headache that lasted all day On the 5th day of Christmas my children gave to me: FIVE REASONS TO SCREAM -- four dirty hands --three hours of whining --two spawns of satan and a headache that lasted all day On the 6th day of Christmas my children gave to me: -- six loads of laundry FIVE REASONS TO SCREAM -- four dirty hands --three hours of whining --two spawns of satan and a headache that lasted all day On the 7th day of Christmas my children gave to me: --seven stupid questions -- six loads of laundry FIVE REASONS TO SCREAM -- four dirty hands --three hours of whining --two spawns of satan and a headache that lasted all day On the 8th day of Christmas my children gave to me: -- eight "Dave I'm hungry" --seven stupid questions -- six loads of laundry FIVE REASONS TO SCREAM -- four dirty hands --three hours of whining --two spawns of satan and a headache that lasted all day On the 9th day of Christmas my children gave to me: -- nine mouthy comments -- eight "Dave I'm hungry" --seven stupid questions -- six loads of laundry FIVE REASONS TO SCREAM -- four dirty hands --three hours of whining --two spawns of satan and a headache that lasted all day On the 10th day of Christmas my children gave to me: --ten long deep breaths -- nine mouthy comments -- eight "Dave I'm hungry" --seven stupid questions -- six loads of laundry FIVE REASONS TO SCREAM -- four dirty hands --three hours of whining --two spawns of satan and a headache that lasted all day On the 11th day of Christmas my children gave to me: --11 lame excuses --ten long deep breaths -- nine mouthy comments -- eight "Dave I'm hungry" --seven stupid questions -- six loads of laundry FIVE REASONS TO SCREAM -- four dirty hands --three hours of whining --two spawns of satan and a headache that lasted all day On the 12th day of Christmas my children gave to me: -- 12 unacceptable bad words --11 lame excuses --ten long deep breaths -- nine mouthy comments -- eight "Dave I'm hungry" --seven stupid questions -- six loads of laundry FIVE REASONS TO SCREAM -- four dirty hands --three hours of whining --two spawns of satan and a headache that lasted all day Merry Christmas, Lucifer and Damian.... The true loves of my life. Take me home! Main Dave's Chronicles FastCounter by LinkExchange
On the 1st day of Christmas, my children gave to me: -- a headache that lasted all day
On the 2nd day of Christmas, my children gave to me: -- two spawns of satan and a headache that lasted all day
On the 3rd day of Christmas, my children gave to me: -- three hours of whining -- two spaws of Satan and a headache that lasted all day
On the 4th day of Christmas my children gave to me: -- four dirty hands --three hours of whining --two spawns of satan and a headache that lasted all day
On the 5th day of Christmas my children gave to me: FIVE REASONS TO SCREAM -- four dirty hands --three hours of whining --two spawns of satan and a headache that lasted all day
On the 6th day of Christmas my children gave to me: -- six loads of laundry FIVE REASONS TO SCREAM -- four dirty hands --three hours of whining --two spawns of satan and a headache that lasted all day
On the 7th day of Christmas my children gave to me: --seven stupid questions -- six loads of laundry FIVE REASONS TO SCREAM -- four dirty hands --three hours of whining --two spawns of satan and a headache that lasted all day
On the 8th day of Christmas my children gave to me: -- eight "Dave I'm hungry" --seven stupid questions -- six loads of laundry FIVE REASONS TO SCREAM -- four dirty hands --three hours of whining --two spawns of satan and a headache that lasted all day
On the 9th day of Christmas my children gave to me: -- nine mouthy comments -- eight "Dave I'm hungry" --seven stupid questions -- six loads of laundry FIVE REASONS TO SCREAM -- four dirty hands --three hours of whining --two spawns of satan and a headache that lasted all day
On the 10th day of Christmas my children gave to me: --ten long deep breaths -- nine mouthy comments -- eight "Dave I'm hungry" --seven stupid questions -- six loads of laundry FIVE REASONS TO SCREAM -- four dirty hands --three hours of whining --two spawns of satan and a headache that lasted all day
On the 11th day of Christmas my children gave to me: --11 lame excuses --ten long deep breaths -- nine mouthy comments -- eight "Dave I'm hungry" --seven stupid questions -- six loads of laundry FIVE REASONS TO SCREAM -- four dirty hands --three hours of whining --two spawns of satan and a headache that lasted all day
On the 12th day of Christmas my children gave to me: -- 12 unacceptable bad words --11 lame excuses --ten long deep breaths -- nine mouthy comments -- eight "Dave I'm hungry" --seven stupid questions -- six loads of laundry FIVE REASONS TO SCREAM -- four dirty hands --three hours of whining --two spawns of satan and a headache that lasted all day
Merry Christmas, Lucifer and Damian.... The true loves of my life.
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