If Jewish mothers had their part in some of the
most popular movies...
OY how it would be.


Top 10 Jewish Mothers in the movies

10. Scarlet's mother in Gone with the Wind
"vat your saying you'll never be hungry again? My cooking
wasn't good enough for you? *Feh* you're too skinny as it is."

9. Michael Douglas' mother in "Basic Instinct"
"If you stayed with a nice jewish girl instead of that shiksa,
you wouldn't have this trouble."

8. Patrick Swayze's mother in "Dirty Dancing"
"Vats with the dirty dancing? The horah isnt good enough??

7. Robert DeNiro's mother in "Analyze This"
"You want shooting at everyone? Vhy can't you
be like that nice doctor, Oy I should be so fortunate"

6. James Bond's mother
"vat... your real name doesn't sound so good?
Berkowitz, Elijah Berkowitz? So bad you have to
change it for your fancy schmancy movies?"

5. E.T.'s mother
"So busy playing vit de goys to call your mother?"

4. Marlon Brando's mother in "Streetcar named Desire"
"Vat's with all de yelling! She is deaf, that Stella?"

3. Meg Ryan's mother in "When Harry Met Sally"
"Stop with the kvetching, he's cute, he's jewish,
a mensch!"

2. Mary Poppin's mother
"medicine schmedicine, enough vit de sugar, give them
chicken soup"

And the #1 Jewish Mother in the movies:

1. Sam's mother from Casablanca
"You vant he should play it *again*? My Sam vasn't good
enough for you the first time Mr. FancyPants bar owner?!?"

~by Dave~

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