Have you ever received those email chain letters
I doubt anyone will be sending one my way again
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Full name: Dave
Gender: Female
Birthday: March 7/66 ~ I like jewellery
Birthplace: I don't quite recall, I wasn't fully awake
Eyes: Deep pools of shimmering emerald
Hair: luxurious, lustrious gleaming brunette, and I'm worth it
Zodiac: pieceez... pysees, picees... those two stupid fish
Been in love: Yeah, but ... oh never mind
Glass half empty or have full: Depends whats in the glass
A song that describes you: "Comfortably Numb"
Righty, lefty or ambidextoris: Righty, bless you
HAVE YOU EVER........
Broken the law: Just cracked it a little
Cheated on a test: Just a pregnancy one
Made good online friends: Yes, lost a few too
Had a medical emergency: You've never read the Chronicles,
DO YOU BELIEVE IN.....
Love at first sight: Yes, but they can't help it, I'm loveable.
God: Sure, she's damn near perfect
Aliens: Yes, go to The NetWits page, I seen 'em there
Ghosts: Yes, their names are "Notme" and "Idunno"
Horoscopes: Not since I can't spell pieceez
Hell: *extreme laughter* read my Chronicles
Heaven: Yes and I have well earned my place there
WHICH IS BETTER.....
Car AC or open window: Depends on if Mr Happy wants
Pen or pencil: Keyboard, what are you, computer challenged?
Mud of Jello wrestling: Do I appear weird to you?
Deaf or Blind: Only when convenient.
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU........
Cried: When Mr Happy said "I have a whole week off to be at
WHAT......
Is your most prized posession: Dog-earred picture of Les
Do you worship: Mr Happy. Bwaaahahahaha, ok ok... editors
Is the worst feeling: Paying for drinks
Is the best feeling: Someone else paying for drinks
Is the best thing that happened to you today: I woke up
Kind of shoe would you be? A loafer of course
Kind of gardening tool woud you be? A hoe of course
What's under your bed: An 18 year old college boy *wink*
FAVOURITES:
TV Show: "Who's Line is it anyway" Love improv.
Magazine: "Biker dudes guide to pet grooming"
Drink: Molson Canadian or Bloody Caesars
Wav file: Dicken's Cider, or The Man Song
Smell: A man wearing Drakkar
WHAT DO YOU DO ON THE WEEKEND? The same thing I do
WHAT KIND OF TATTOO WOULD YOU HAVE?
"It's a peach"
DO YOU......
Get motion sickness? Only when moving
Drive: .....sorta.....
WHO.....
Is your crush? Whoever I happen to be sitting on
Do you dislike? Vain, self-centered sanctimonious people
Guys or Girls have it easier: Guys of course, they can pee
Aren't you glad you asked?
from people who know you, but still ask a pile of
really stupid questions... so OTHERS can get to
know you too?
in the near future.
have you.
to stick his head out the window while we drive fast or not.
Don't answer that.
home with you!!" Ok, really though, when I watched "StepMom"
Nessman from "WKRP In Cincinnati", oh, and my family.
and publishers :)
every weekend, Pinky... try to take over... er, wait...
across my butt
*haughty sniff, flipping hair*
anywhere, standing no less.
Take me home!
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