How to tell if your kid is hiding something:
1. He yells "I didn't do it!" before your finish your sentence
2. He stares at the floor guiltily when given his allowance.
3. He continually offers to do something for you, "for free".
4. His room is tidy for longer than 30 minutes at a time.
5. He is nice to his brother.
6. He starts asking "What if....." questions. Alot.
7. He hugs you and tells you he'd love you no matter
8. He carries a bucket and mop past you to his room and says
9. He asks if dogfood makes people sick if they eat it.
10. You ask if there is something on his mind, he nods and
offering him a cookie.
Oh he still TAKES it, but at least has the decency to feel
guilty about it.
what you did.
he "just wants to play" with them.
says "no" at the same time.
Take me home!
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