Mr & Mrs Happy, 15 years later.

"Did she get her computer?"
You bet your floppy I did.

Pentium III-500 no less.

I know what you're thinking.
"She's spoiled, she's a whiner, she just made
him feel so guilty he *had* to buy it for her"

If you've followed the chronicles, you'll know
that Mr Happy can be made to feel guilty, but that
guilt doesn't reach deep enough to his wallet folks.
Besides, HE got a 4x4 ATV Honda!

Yesterday was our 15th wedding anniversary.
Mr Happy did the unthinkable.
He took the entire day off work, yes you heard me
correctly. The ENTIRE day, to spend with me.
And spend we did.

First was a wonderful breakfast for two.
I found myself unconsciously leaning over to
cut his sausage. Easy now, the breakfast entree.
Then I realized he wasn't seven and unable to handle
the knife properly.

We had a grownup conversation without the occasional...
"Careful you don't spill your juice!"
"Your eggs are dripping down your arm!"
"Don't kick your brother!"

Then to Pipcom, the Den of Gods &
Goddesses. The ISP people that have been serving me
since the day I went online a few years ago. Hmmm,
they've been serving me. Wonder what they'd say to that!

We walked in the door and Sue, the quote Goddess came flying
down the stairs saying "Hey Dave!"
(Yes, they call me Dave, who doesn't!?)

Mr Happy was standing beside me, she handed us the quote she
had been labouring on. He looks at it thoughtfully.
Reading each line. He is much too proud to admit that every
word except the "Total price" was pure gibberish.
He asked me if it's what I wanted.
I said yes.
He asked Sue how much money she'd need to get things started.

I sat down, and put my head between my knees to avoid
hyperventilating. My new computer system has officially
been ordered. I begged them to let him put the downpayment
on it before he changed his mind.
I'll have it in a week or so.

When we left there, believe it or not, I actually started to
feel guilty for how much all this was going to cost. The price
was *more* than right, this system is a monster. But still...
I was really beginning to feel guilty, and I told him so.

He looked over at me, with another thoughtful look on his
face.

"Really? You feel guilty about that?"

I nodded.

He started the truck and we drove off.
We kept driving.
I didn't know where we were headed or why.
I didn't really care.
We were alone, with hours to spare.

We drove into a Honda motorcycle dealership. We've been
looking at 4X4 ATV's for years. And every time we come
thisclose to purchasing one, Mr Happy comes out with the
same old line.

"Ok give me a brochure and I'll think on it"

I expected no different this time. There was a beauty sitting
in the lot. 1999 Honda 300. Dark green, *real* nice. He looked
it over, he looked under it, walked around it. We went into
the store and asked about it. The next thing I know, we're
signing on the dotted line, the deposit has been made and
he is the proud owner.

As we were walking back to the truck, he turned to me.

"Well *now* do you feel guilty?"

I should hardly think so!

I've said before that presents don't matter. In fact that is
true. What matters, is after 15 years, many of which both
of us worked to support each other, we have finally decided
it was time to actually enjoy the fruits of our labour. Damn
expensive fruit, but ohhhh will it be enjoyed.

We had played around with the idea of a trip for our
anniversary. Yes a week away would be fun.
But it's over in a week.

Doing what we did benefits us all.
I have a brand new computer.
The kids will have *THIS* computer, so they've
benefited. And Mr Happy finally has his ATV which we'll
all use.

This anniversary wasn't perfect because we spent
alot of money. It was perfect because we had an entire
day alone together, gained new possessions to benefit
the entire family, and didn't have to leave the demons with
a babysitter while we went off alone for a week dodging
iceburgs on an Alaskan cruise that I wouldn't have
enjoyed 1/2 as much as a new computer, you can't
take the ATV on a boat.

We made some plans as well.
Since we are not taking off alone, we decided we are
going to have "summer adventures". Camping
at the most beautiful place in Ontario. "Algonquin Park".
I was hesitant only because the first time we camped there,
a tornado tore through the park, (luckily missing the actual
camping grounds but the outskirts of the wind managed to
destroy our trailer with us inside). What are the chances of
that happening twice! (Oy don't ask!)

Oh, and by the way...
Further to the previous chronicles about what to
wear for my anniversary "celebration"...

Back in September and October, I started this diet.
I've lost a total of 50lbs now.
And a beautiful soft and silky red chemise made it's
appearance on our anniversary.

'Nuff said.
And no, there won't be pictures posted!

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